It's Summertime!

Spicy Margarita – single 9oz = $10, double 16oz = $16, quart 32oz = $32

White Sangria – single 9oz = $10, double 16oz = $16, quart 32oz = $32

Chilled Gazpacho Soup 10

• home made chilled cucumber & tomato soup

BRUNCH

SATURDAY & SUNDAY 12 PM -5 PM

Blueberry Pancakes 13

• whipped cream & maple syrup

Chorizo Hash Skillet 13

• poached eggs, sautéed chorizo , potatoes, roasted red onions, chipotle hollandaise, toast

Eggs Florentine 13

• english muffins, poached eggs, spinach, chipotle hollandaise, home fries & green salad

Spinach & Feta Omelette 13

• w/ home fries, green salad & toast

Brussels Sprouts Hash 14

• poached eggs, roasted brussles , potatoes, roasted red onions, chipotle hollandaise, toast

Steak -N- Eggs 16

• marinated & grilled skirt steak, eggs any style, side chipotle aioli, homefries green salad & toast

Breakfast Burrito 12

• choose bacon -or- spinach, scrambled eggs, potato, green salad, toast, side of chipotle aioli

Bacon, Egg & Cheese 12

• eggs over medium, bacon, cheddar cheese, garlic aioli on a bun, home fries & green salad

French Toast 12

• maple syrup & whipped cream

BRUNCH SIDES

Side Hollandaise 1

Side Bacon 6

Side Grilled Steak 8

Side Grilled Chorizo 6

Side Breakfast Potatoes 6

Side Eggs (2) 3

Side English Muffin 2

Side Gluten Free Toast 3

Side Tortilla Chips 2

Side Toast

Side Jelly / Jam

Side Gravy 4

Side Salad 6

Side Cole Slaw 4

Side of Veggie Chili with cheese & sour cream, jalapeños 9

Side of Meaty Chili with cheese & sour cream , jalapeños 13

BRUNCH DRINKS

Mimosa $10

Bloody Derby - whiskey, house bloody mary mix, smoked black pepper rim $12

Bloody Mary - vodka , house bloody mary mix, giardiniera $12

Peach Bellini - prosecco & peach purée $11

French 75 - gin, prosecco, lemon juice, sugar & lemon twist - $12

SLURPIEE SLUSHIEE*

This is NOT your watered down "All Inclusive Package:" This is the Branded FU*KIN Saloon!

Our frozen drinks are prepared fresh daily and they pack a PUNCH!

These drinks are strong and only available for professionals who can hold their booze, proceed with caution, honey.

Piña Colada

• 12 oz = $14 24 oz. = $26

Frozé

• 12 oz = $14 24 oz. = $26

Rum Punch

• 12 oz = $14 24 oz. = $26

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

Branded Blowjob - Baileys, coffee liqueur, amaretto, whip cream. No hands allowed! 7

Sour Puss - Vodka, Cassis, lemon, sugar syrup 7

Green Tea Shot - Irish Whiskey & Peach Schnapps 9

Pickle Back - Whiskey & Chaser of House made Pickle-juice 9

SPECIALTY COCKTAILS

Fire Island Squatter - 13

Cucumber & Melon Spritz w/ Effen Cucumber Vodka & Melon Liqueur

Key Lime Pie Martini - 13

Tastes just like a Summer slice o' Key Lime Pie, w/ a graham cracker rim

The Branded NFT - 13

• You can't get "eNeft" of this crypto-craze, welcome to the digital world!

• Neft Vodka, Lillet, Muddled Blueberries, basil liqueur, lemon

W A P "Wet Ass Peaches" Martini (Grown Ass Women ONLY ;) - 13

• white peach & rosemary Grey Goose vodka, Lillet

La Passion - 13

• tequila, raspberry, prosecco , lime

Lil' Sassy - 12

• whiskey, sweet vermouth, lime, bitters, smoked Scotch mist

Smokey Sweet Tart - 12

• mezcal, cherry coulis, lime juice, rosemary garnish

Jack -n- Smoke - 12

• In-house cherry wood smoked cola & Tennessee whiskey

Georgia Oh My My Help Make The South Blue!

(aka The Stacey Abrams Special, you drink, we donate to her HERstoric campaign $600+ So Far!) - 12

• Like a slice of home made peach pie! Peach infused bourbon, sweet vermouth, cinnamon syrup, lemon

Shy Ronnie - 13

• In-house smoked Rittenhouse rye, sweet vermouth, Cynar, lemon twist

Branded Sling - 13

• Beefeater gin, Meletti amaro, Grand Mariner, pineapple, lemon, orange & Angostura bitters, malbec float

The Master Of None - 12

• Mango infused rum, Aperol, ginger syrup, triple sec, lime

Van Lear Rosé - 13

• Rosé, Beefeater gin, St. Germaine, cucumber, orange bitters

Armored Parmer - 12

• Sweet tea vodka, fresh mint, black tea , orange, lemon

Aperol Grapefruit Spritz - 13

• Prosecco, grapefruit juice, Aperol, orange twist

PARTY SIZED COCKTAILS

Spicy Margarita – single 9oz = $10, double 16oz = $16, quart 32oz = $32

White Sangria – single 9oz = $10, double 16oz = $16, quart 32oz = $32

DRAFT BEER*

Happy Hour Weekdays Till 7PM - any draft & a shot 10

16oz = $9 32oz = $17

Lagunitas IPA 5.7%.

Lefthand Milk Stout 6%

Victory Prima Pilsner 5.3%

Blue Point Toasted Lager 5.6%

Kona Big Wave Golden Ale 5%

Blue Point Spectral Haze IPA 5.5%

Allagash White Witbier 5.1%

Downeast Cider 5.1%

Brooklyn Summer Ale. 5%

Sloop Juice Bomb IPA 6.5%

Sixpoint Bengali IPA 6.6%

Jacks Abby Blood Orange Wheat Ale 4%

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*Beer and prices are subject to change based on the thirst of Brooklyn. You know it's a contact sport out there. Thank you for your understanding.

BEER IN CAN / BOTTLE

Beer Beer

Dyke Beer Tall Girl Saison (16oz Can) 10

Stella 8

Modelo (16oz can) 10

Bud / Bud Light 6

Gosé

Dyke Beer Tall Girl Gosé (16oz Can) 10

Gluten Free Options

Omission Gluten Free Pale Ale 8. (limited quantity)

Omission Gluten Free Lager 8. (limited quantity)

Glutenberg Session IPA - Buckwheat, Millet and Quinoa Beer - Gluten Free, 16oz. can 12

Glutenberg Blonde Gluten Free 16oz. can 12

Seltzer N Stuff

NUTRL Vodka Seltzer Watermelon 8

Non-Alcoholic

Athletic Brewing Non-Alcoholic IPA can 9

WINE LIST

See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip, Savor your way through our Collection

Orange

Ben Haines Amber Victoria, Austrailia 2021. Glass- 12 Bottle -38

Red

Barbera D'asti Luca Bosio Piedmont, Italy 2020. Glass- 10 Bottle -33

• Ruby red with purple reflections. On the nose, fruity cherry and spice notes. Velvety and harmonic.

Malbec Elsa Bianchi, Argentina 2021 Glass- 10 Bottle -33

• This Malbec is red-violet in color, with aromas of plums and black cherries and a subtle, smoky scent. The beauty of Malbec in Argentina is its ability to combine a rich, weighty mouth-feel with a soft silkiness normally associated with lighter wines. Elsa Malbec takes the promise of the nose through to the palate, with dark fruits that mimics the aroma. The soft, supple palate and smooth tannins lead to a round and harmonious finish.

Petite Sirah - Mcmanis Estate - Califlornia Argentina 2022 Glass- 10 Bottle -33

• Expect aromas of blackberry jam, brambles, black pepper along with notes of vanilla from oak aging. on the palate, rich and bold tannins compliment the sweet berry-like flavors and the acidity is smooth.

White

Grüner Veltliner Count Karolyi, Hungary 2020 Glass- 10 Bottle -33

• This Hungarian Grüner Veltliner offers aromas of lemon rind, apricot and fresh peach. It has balanced acidity on the palate, with flavors of peach and lemon pith. The finish is pleasantly bright

Sauvignon Blanc Viñedo Valle Hermoso, Chili 2022 Glass- 10 Bottle -33

• On the nose, expect pungent, in-your-face aromas of elder flower, freshly cut grass, & berries. On the palate an oaky medium - bodied white wine with low acidity with a smooth finish.

Rosé

Rosé Herdade de São Miguel Colheita Seleccionada, Alentejano, Portugal 2020 Glass- 10 Bottle -33

#RoséAllDayBitch - notes of Strawberries, Raspberries, Watermelon & Honeysuckle This wine displays a pale pink color with intense aromas of tropical fruits and red berries. The palate is fresh, with excellent minerality caused by a wet and cold winter. The finish shows fine acidity and balanced phenolics.

Bubbles

Prosecco Glass- 10 Bottle -33

• Raise a glass of this refreshing Prosecco from Veneto, Italy that sparkles with fine effervescence. Aromas of white peach, grapefruit and honeydew melon lead to flavors of creamy ripe lemon, refined citrus and a toasted brioche finish.

WINEY & COCKIE CANS

Ranch Rider Paloma (12oz. can) - 10

• Mexico’s favorite cocktail. Reposado tequila, sparkling water, sea salt, & fresh squeezed grapefruit, lime, & orange / 5.99% ABV / Gluten Free. / 134 Calories / 3.5G Sugar / 5.8 Carbs

Ranch Rider Ranch Water (12oz. can) - 10

• A Texas Legend. Reposado tequila, sparkling water, fresh squeezed lime juice / 5.99% ABV / Gluten Free / 119 Calories / 0.5G Sugar / 1.5 Carbs

Gay House Bubbly Rosé - 13

• 1 can = 1/2 bottle #ShowUsYourPrideWins. Fantastic for summer day drinking. They are fruity and effervescent, just like you

• House Wine’s Limited-Edition Rainbow Rosé Bubbles are once again making a splash of color on store shelves across the nation. The cans, celebrating and supporting LGBTQ equality, are the perfect complement to Pride celebrations. From now through September, House Wine will donate $2 for every case sold of the Rainbow Rosé Bubbles cans to the Human Rights Campaign (HRC), America’s largest civil rights organization working to achieve lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer equality.

Little Sumo Sake - $12

• Junmai Genshu chilled sake 18% ABV, 200ml glass jar

• made from just pure rice and water and left undiluted 18% ABV sake.

Balanced between sweet and dry with elements of fruit and nuttiness. Aromas of melon and plum, and rich texture with flavors of Asian pear, banana and almonds. Gluten Free

SOUPS

Chilled Gazpacho 10

• home made chilled cucumber & tomato soup

SALADS

Watermelon, Kale, & Feta Cheese Salad 13

Fresh Kale, Watermelon Cubes, Feta Cheese Crumbles, Black Olives, Pickled Onion, Oregano Vinaigrette

add grilled steak +8 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

Southern Fried Cobb Salad 14

• romaine, bacon, fried chicken, cucumber, tomato, blue cheese crumbles, boiled egg, tortilla strips, cilantro ranch

Classic Caesar Salad 13

• romaine, caesar dressing, parmesan cheese, croutons, anchovy

• add grilled steak +8 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

Greek-Inspired Salad 13

• feta, black olives, croutons, romaine, tomato, cucumber, red onion, lemon, oregano vinaigrette

• add grilled steak +6 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

Vietnamese-Inspired Salad 13

• shredded cabbage, carrots, marinated chicken, cilantro, lime, chili garlic sauce, veggie chips, ginger-soy dressing

• add grilled steak +8 add bacon +3

Roasted Beet & Goat Cheese Salad 13

• baby spinach, roasted beets, goat cheese, toasted almonds, basamic vinaigrette

• add grilled steak +8 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

Kale, Apple, Cranberry Salad 12

• dried cranberries, apple slices, blue cheese crumbles, parsley, sweet vinaigrette

• add grilled steak +8 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

Kale Caesar 13

• Kale, caesar dressing, parmesan cheese, croutons, anchovy

• add grilled steak +8 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

BURGERS

• all BURGERS served with our thick cut fries, green salad, -or- coleslaw

• substitute onion rings +2

• substitute a house made veggie patty for any burger +2

• substitute a Beyond Burger for any burger +2

• substitute a Gluten Free Bun +2

Branded Burger 16

• bacon, blue cheese crumbles, bourbon sauce, roasted red onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles

Mac Daddy Burger 16

• 2 beef patties, 1,000 island, pickles, lettuce, onions, cheddar

Texas Burger 16

• cheddar, ranch, onion rings, pickles

Chorizo & Egg Burger 16

• beef burger, fried egg, chorizo, cheddar

Housemade Veggie Burger 14

• lettuce, tomato, feta cheese

• add bacon +3 add chicken +3 add chorizo +3

Beyond Burger 12

• lettuce, tomato, pickle

SANDWICHES & WRAPS

• served with our thick cut fries, green salad, -or- coleslaw

• substitute onion rings +2

• substitute a Gluten Free Bun +2

Veggie Wrap 13

• cabbage, cilantro, carrot, cucumber, ginger soy, flour tortilla

• add bacon +3 add chicken +3 add chorizo +3

• Add Choice of Side

Grilled Chicken Club 14

• bacon, lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli

Chicken B•L•T 14

• panko encrusted chicken, bacon, lettuce, garlic aioli, charred tomato relish

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich 14

• blue cheese, lettuce & tomato

A -La- Carte

Grilled Bratwurst 8

• w/ sauerkraut & beer mustard, on a potato roll

Cheesesteak Sandwich 9

• w/ sautéed onions & American cheese on a potato roll

SNACKS -N- THANGS

Wings 15.5

• Buffalo -or- Bourbon -or Half -n- Half, served with Celery, Carrots &. Blue Cheese Dip

Buffalo Cauliflower Florets 13

• Cauliflower bites drizzled with our homemade buffalo sauce. Served with Celery, Carrots &. Blue Cheese Dip

Chicken Strips 14

• buttermilk soaked & panko encrusted, bbq & ranch dips

Mac & Cheese Bites 8

• horseradish creme

Brussels Sprouts 10

• roasted w/ red onions

• add bacon +2

Quesadilla 13

• cheddar, tomato, pickled jalapeños, sour cream

• add chicken +3 add chorizo +3 add spinach & roasted onion +2

Onion Rings 8

• horseradish creme

Potato Skins 10

• cheddar & blue cheese, bacon , sour cream

Fried Pickles 8

• horseradish creme

Popcorn Chicken 10

• marinated chicken nuggets, BBQ sauce

Chili Nachos 14

• vegetarian -or- meaty chili, corn chips, cheddar, pickled jalapeños, sour cream

Branded Disco Fries 14

• thick cut fries, savory gravy , melted cheese

• add bacon +3 add fried chicken +3

• add chorizo +3

Empanada ( ask for today's selection) 3.75

BBQ Meatballs (4) 3.75

TO SHARE

Fish -N- Chips 14

beer battered fish, jalapeño slaw, grilled lemon, house made tartar, fries

Mac & Cheese 13

cheddar & American cheese, seasoned panko

add spinach +1 add tomato +1

add bacon +3 add fried chicken +3

add chorizo +3

FRIES

• Branded Fries with fresh garlic, herbs 9

• Buffalo Fries smothered in Buffalo Sauce 10

• Veggie Chili -n- cheese w/ sour cream 13

• Meaty Chili -n- cheese w/ sour cream 16

• Greek Fries w/ Feta cheese & Oregano 10

• Naked 8

add bacon +3 add cheese +2 add chorizo +3 add grilled steak +8

add fried chicken +3 add grilled chicken +3 side gravy +5

buffalo sauce +2 bourbon sauce +2

DESSERTS

Sticky Toffee Puddin' - Sabine's Recipe from Beast Days! Date & walnut cake with homemade bourbon butterscotch sauce $9

Cheesecake $9

Deep Fried Oreos $8

BEVERAGES (non-alcoholic)

Sprite, Coke, Diet-Coke, Ginger Ale, Club Soda, Tonic $4

House Smoked Cola $4

Cranberry Juice $4

Orange Juice $4

Pineapple Juice $4

Grapefruit Juice $4

Ginger Beer $5

Lemonade $4

Lemonade / Iced -Tea Mix $5

Milk $4

Oat Milk $4

COFFEE, ESPRESSO, TEA

Cappuccino $6

Double Espresso $4

American Coffee $5

Hot Chocolate $5

Iced-Tea $5

Iced-Coffee $5