HOT DRINKS

• Hot Buttered Rum  - Rum & hot spiced butter cream - 12

• Hot Toddie - whiskey, honey, lemon , clove, teabag      -12

• Irish Coffee  -  coffee,  Irish whiskey,  Irish mist honey liqueur & whipped cream      -12

• Mexican Inspired Coffee-   w/  coffee liqueur,  reposado tequila,  whipped cream,  chipotle cinnamon sprinkle       -13

• Boozie Hot Chocolate   -  cocoa,  coffee liqueur , marshmallows  &  butterscotch cream       -13

• Vanilla Scotchman - coffee, Scotch, vanilla syrup,  whip cream  - 12

Single & Party Sized Drink Options 

Spicy Margarita    –      single 9oz =  $10,   double 16oz  =  $16,   quart 32oz = $32

White Sangria   –  single 9oz =  $10,   double 16oz  =  $16,   quart 32oz = $32

BRUNCH  

SATURDAY & SUNDAY 12 PM -5 PM

!NEW!~ Belgian Waffle        12

 blueberries, banana, whipped cream & maple syrup 

Steak -N- Eggs  16

• marinated & grilled skirt steak,  eggs any style, side chipotle aioli, homefries  green salad & toast

Chorizo Hash Skillet       13

• poached eggs, sautéed chorizo , potatoes, roasted red onions, chipotle hollandaise, toast

Spinach & Feta Omelette             13

• w/ home fries, green salad & toast

Brussels Sprouts Hash  14

• poached eggs, roasted brussles , potatoes, roasted red onions, chipotle hollandaise,  toast

Breakfast Burrito  12

• choose bacon -or- spinach,  scrambled eggs, potato, green salad, toast, side of chipotle aioli

Bacon, Egg & Cheese  12

• eggs over medium, bacon, cheddar cheese, garlic aioli on a bun, home fries & green salad

French Toast  12

• maple syrup & whipped cream 

Blueberry Pancakes        13

• whipped cream & maple syrup

BRUNCH SIDES

Side Hollandaise  1

Side Bacon   6

Side Grilled Steak   8

Side Grilled Chorizo   6

Side Breakfast Potatoes   6

Side Eggs (2)   3

Side English Muffin   2

Side Gluten Free Toast   3

Side Tortilla Chips  2

Side Toast  

Side Jelly / Jam  

Side Gravy  4

Side Salad  6

Side Cole Slaw  4

Side of Veggie Chili  with cheese & sour cream, jalapeños     9 

Side of Meaty Chili  with cheese & sour cream ,  jalapeños   13

BRUNCH DRINKS

Mimosa  $10

Bloody Derby  - Tito's Vodka, whiskey, house bloody mary mix,  smoked black pepper rim     $12

Bloody Mary  - Tito's Vodka , house bloody mary mix,  giardiniera    $12

Peach Bellini - prosecco & peach purée   $11

French 75 -  gin, prosecco,  lemon juice, sugar & lemon twist - $12

*SLURPIEE SLUSHIEES*

This is NOT your watered down "All Inclusive Package:"  This is the Branded FU*KIN Saloon!

Our frozen drinks are prepared fresh daily and they pack a PUNCH!  

These drinks are strong and only available for professionals who can hold their booze, proceed with caution, honey.

• Rum Punch  

• Piña Colada     

• Frozé

12 oz  =  $14          24 oz  = $26

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

Branded  Blowjob  -    Baileys*, coffee liqueur,  Amaretto* , whip cream.   No hands allowed!      7.  (*contains almonds)

Sour Puss   -  Vodka,  Cassis,  lemon,  sugar syrup      7

Green Tea Shot   -  Irish Whiskey & Peach Schnapps        9 

Pickle Back  -  Whiskey & Chaser of House made Pickle-juice       9

SPECIALTY COCKTAILS 

Fire Island Squatter  -    13

Cucumber & Melon Spritz w/  Effen Cucumber Vodka & Melon Liqueur 

Key Lime Pie Martini  -    13

Tastes just like a Summer slice o' Key Lime Pie,  w/ a graham cracker rim 

W A P "Wet Ass Peaches"  Martini   (Grown Ass Women ONLY ;)    -    13    

• white peach & rosemary Grey Goose vodka, Lillet-   It's a Vodka Martini.

La Passion    -    13     

• tequila,  raspberry,  prosecco , lime   

Lil' Sassy    -    12      

• whiskey, sweet vermouth, lime, bitters,  smoked Scotch mist

Smokey Sweet Tart  -    12      

• mezcal, cherry coulis, lime juice, rosemary garnish 

Jack -n- Smoke    -    12

• In-house cherry wood smoked cola & Tennessee whiskey

Georgia Oh My My    -    12

• Like a slice of home made peach pie!  Peach infused bourbon, sweet vermouth, cinnamon syrup, lemon

Shy Ronnie    -    13      

• In-house smoked Rittenhouse rye,  sweet vermouth, Cynar, lemon twist

Branded Sling    -    13

• Beefeater gin, Meletti amaro, Grand Mariner, pineapple, lemon, orange & Angostura bitters, malbec float

The Master Of None    -    12

• Mango infused rum, Aperol, ginger syrup, triple sec, lime

Van Lear Rosé    -    13

• Rosé, Beefeater gin, St. Germaine, cucumber, orange bitters 

Armored Parmer    -    12

• Sweet tea vodka, fresh mint, black tea , orange, lemon

Aperol Grapefruit Spritz    -    13

• Prosecco, grapefruit juice, Aperol, orange twist     

Espresso Martini -    13

Made with Espresso and vegan Bailey's  (*contains almonds)

PARTY SIZED COCKTAILS

Spicy Margarita    –      single 9oz =  $10,   double 16oz  =  $16    quart 32oz = $32

White Sangria   –          single 9oz =  $10,    16oz  =  $18,    Large Carafe   32oz = $38

DRAFT BEER

         16oz = $9      32oz = $17

Sloop No Pumpkin IPA - fall seasonal   6%

Lagunitas IPA     5.7%.  

Lefthand Milk Stout    6%

Collective Arts Guava Gose    4.9%

Blue Point Toasted Lager    5.6%

Kona Big Wave Golden Ale   5% 

Allagash White Witbier    5.1% 

Downeast Cider     5.1% 

Victory Prima Pilsner  5.3%

Sloop Juice Bomb IPA  6.5%

Sixpoint Bengali IPA     6.6%

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*Beer and prices are subject to change based on the thirst of Brooklyn. You know it's a contact sport out there. Thank you for your understanding.

CANS / BOTTLES

Seasonal

Leaf Pile Harvest Pumpkin Ale    7

Beer 

Stella    8

Bud /  Bud Light    6

Cider

Hudson North Standard Cider  10

Gosé

Dyke Beer Tall Girl Gosé    (16oz Can)    10

Gluten Free 

Glutenberg Session IPA - Buckwheat, Millet and Quinoa Beer - Gluten Free,  16oz. can     12

Glutenberg Blonde Gluten Free  16oz. can   12

Non-Alcoholic

Athletic Brewing Non-Alcoholic IPA can    9

WINES See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip, Savor your way through our Collection

Orange

Ben Haines Amber  Victoria,  Austrailia  2021      Glass- 13 Bottle - 48

• A light & refreshing orange wine with chamomile & honey notes (think kink-friendly skin contact)

Red

Malbec Altos Las Hormigas Argentina 2020 Glass- 12 Bottle- 43

• Robust, Round, Rich, Velvety full bodied wine, fresh fruit, plum,  & spice 

Zin Blend  Angels & Cowboys Sonoma     Glass- 13   Bottle -48  

• Big California Zinfandel Bursting with deep berry & briar fruits, cassis, and plum.  Rolls over the palate in waves of tart cherry, fig jam, and grenadine.  Earthy dimensions of Syrah and Petite Sirah lend grounding savory elements of pepper and anise, while the abundant fruit notes of Zinfandel and Grenache suggest strawberry and balsamic.

White

Muscat   Kvaszinger   Tokaj, Hungary  2021   Glass- 12    Bottle -42

• Pleasant & killer aromatics, peach forward with a dry finish 

Grüner Veltliner   Setzer,  Austria  2020       Glass- 12 Bottle -42

• Aromas of lemon rind, apricot and fresh peach. It has balanced acidity on the palate, with flavors of peach and lemon pith. The finish is pleasantly bright

Sauvignon Blanc  Coeur du Mont   France 2022     Glass- 12        Small Carafe (3+gl)  $33 Large Carafe (5+gl)  $55

• The Famille Dubard Sauvignon Blanc has aromas and flavors of lemon, lime zest, and oyster shell, with a subtle ginger note. An elegant combination of silky texture and tensile minerality on the palate.

Rosé

Rosé   The Pinot Project   Vias, France         Glass- 12        Small Carafe (3+gl)  $33 Large Carafe (5+gl)  $55

• RoséAllDayBitch -  Juicy white peach and fresh-picked raspberry. Finishes with a bright, zippy burst of acidity

Bubbles

Prosecco   D.O.C.  Treviso Cuvée Della Contessa 1925     Glass- 12 Bottle -42

•Raise a glass of this refreshing Prosecco from Italy that sparkles with fine effervescence. Aromas of white peach, grapefruit and honeydew melon lead to flavors of creamy ripe lemon, refined citrus and a toasted brioche finish.

Champagne  Mouzon-Leroux L'Atavique, France    Bottle - 130

• This grow'r (Champagne)  is also a show'r .  This bottle will make you blow your top,  

WINE, SAKE, & COCKTAIL CANS

Spiked Seltzers

Nutrl Orange,  Vodka Seltzer  10 

Nutrl Watermelon. Vodka Seltzer  10 

Spiked Kombucha

June Shine Acai Berry Hard Kombucha   10 

June Shine Mango Daydream Hard Kombucha   10 

Talkhouse Grapefruit Tequila Soda    (12oz. can)    

• A refreshing cocktail with a sweet and tangy blend. Tastes like fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice mixed with premium tequila and sparkling water /  5 % ABV / GF     10 

Ranch Rider Ranch Water  (12oz. can)  

• A Texas Legend. Reposado tequila, sparkling water, fresh squeezed lime juice / 5.99% ABV / GF  10

Gay House Bubbly Rosé   

• 1 can = 1/2 bottle      #ShowUsYourPrideWins.   Fantastic for summer day drinking. They are fruity and effervescent, just like you    13

We Sake     

• Dry / Light / Fruity  Junmai Genshu chilled Sake 200ml can 12

Little Sumo Sake   

• Junmai Genshu chilled sake  18% ABV, 200ml glass jar     11

Balanced between sweet and dry with elements of fruit and nuttiness.  Aromas of melon and plum, and rich texture with flavors of Asian pear, banana and almonds.    Gluten Free  

SOUPS

Yellow Split Pea Soup   10

• with Croutons & Parsley  (V) (VG) 

Add Chicken +3 / Add Bacon+ 3 / Add Chorizo +3

Gazpacho       10

• Chilled Cucumber & Tomato Soup   (GF) (V) (VG) 

SALADS

Mixed Fruit Salad    11

Watermelon, Blueberries, Apples, Bananas, Mint

Arugula, Fennel  & White Bean    13

Baby Arugula, Shaved Fennel, Tomato, Parmesan Cheese, Cannellini Beans, Lemon Dressing

add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3  

Watermelon, Arugula, & Feta Salad   13

Arugula, Watermelon, Feta Cheese, Black Olives, Pickled Onions, Oregano Vinaigrette 

add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3  

Southern Fried Cobb Salad       14

• romaine, bacon, fried chicken, cucumber, tomato, blue cheese crumbles, boiled egg,  tortilla strips, cilantro ranch

Classic Caesar Salad                    13

• romaine, caesar dressing, parmesan cheese, croutons, anchovy 

• add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3   

Greek-Inspired Salad                 13

• feta, black olives, croutons, romaine, tomato, cucumber, red onion, lemon, oregano vinaigrette

• add grilled steak +6    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3  

Vietnamese-Inspired Salad          13

• shredded cabbage, carrots, marinated chicken, cilantro, lime, chili garlic sauce, veggie chips, ginger-soy dressing

• add grilled steak +8     add bacon   +3  

Roasted Beet & Goat Cheese Salad        13

• baby spinach, roasted beets, goat cheese, toasted almonds, basamic vinaigrette 

• add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3  

Kale, Apple, Cranberry Salad        12

• dried cranberries, apple slices, blue cheese crumbles, parsley, sweet vinaigrette 

• add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3  

Kale  Caesar        13

• Kale, caesar dressing, parmesan cheese, croutons, anchovy 

• add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3  

BURGERS 

• all BURGERS  served with our thick cut fries,  green salad,  -or- coleslaw 

• substitute onion rings  +2

•  substitute a house made veggie patty for any burger +2

•  substitute a Beyond Burger for any burger +2

• substitute a Gluten Free Bun  +2

Branded Burger                               16

• bacon, blue cheese crumbles, bourbon sauce, roasted red onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles

Mac Daddy Burger                         16

• 2 beef patties, 1,000 island, pickles, lettuce, onions, cheddar 

Texas Burger                                  16

• cheddar, ranch, onion rings, pickles 

Chorizo & Egg  Burger                   16

• beef burger, fried egg, chorizo, cheddar

Turkey Avocado Burger 15

• grilled turkey burger, cheddar cheese,  fresh avocado, lettuce, tomato, onion

Housemade Veggie Burger              14

• our housemade veggie burger (zucchini,carrot,potato,parsley,spinach) 

• lettuce, tomato, feta cheese

• add bacon +3  add chicken +3  add chorizo +3  

Grilled Beyond Burger 12

• pea protein based vegetable patty 

• lettuce, tomato, pickle

SANDWICHES & WRAPS

• • served with our thick cut fries,  green salad,  -or- coleslaw 

  • substitute onion rings  +2

  • substitute a Gluten Free Bun  +2

Veggie Wrap                                      13

• cabbage, cilantro, carrot, cucumber, ginger soy, flour tortilla

• add bacon +3  add chicken +3  add chorizo +3  

• Add Choice of Side

Grilled Chicken Club                      14

• bacon, lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli

Fried Chicken B•L•T                                  14

• panko encrusted chicken, bacon, lettuce, garlic aioli, charred tomato relish

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich           14

• Crispy Fried Chicken, buffalo sauce, blue cheese, lettuce & tomato

A -LA- CARTE  

Grilled Bratwurst Sandwich             8   

• w/ beer mustard & sauerkraut on a potato roll 

Cheesesteak Sandwich        9  

• thinly sliced beefsteak w/ sautéed onions & American cheese on a potato roll 

SNACKS -N- THANGS

Clam Cakes    (gf*)       12

•   Balls of battered clams which have been deep-fried, served with Malt Vinegar Mayo

Bourbon-Glazed Baby Back Ribs    14

•  4 Mouthwatering Baby Back Ribs slathered in our Sweet & Tangy Bourbon Sauce 

•  Also available MILD  BBQ  - or-   SPICY Buffalo 

Buffalo Cauliflower Florets     13

•  Cauliflower bites drizzled with our homemade buffalo sauce.   Served with Celery, Carrots &. Blue Cheese Dip

Chicken Strips                                   14

• buttermilk soaked & panko encrusted, bbq & ranch dips

Mac & Cheese Bites                           8   

• horseradish creme

Brussels Sprouts     (gf*) (v)                10   

• roasted w/ red onions 

• add bacon +2   

WINGS         

10 x Wings    16

•  Buffalo -or- Bourbon -or Half -n- Half,   served with Celery, Carrots &. Blue Cheese Dip

Quesadilla                                          13

• cheddar, tomato,  pickled jalapeños, sour cream

• add chicken +3  add chorizo  +3   add spinach & roasted onion +2

Onion Rings                                      8

•  horseradish creme

Potato Skins                                     10

• cheddar & blue cheese, bacon , sour cream

Fried Pickles                                     8

• horseradish creme

Popcorn Chicken                            10  

• marinated chicken nuggets, BBQ sauce 

Chili Nachos         14

• vegetarian -or- meaty chili, corn chips, cheddar, pickled jalapeños, sour cream  

Branded Disco Fries                   14

• thick cut fries, savory gravy , melted cheese 

• add bacon +3  add fried chicken +3   

• add chorizo +3

Empanada  ( ask for today's selection )   3.75

MORE

Fish -N- Chips  

beer battered fish,   jalapeño slaw,  grilled lemon,  house made tartar,  fries       14

Mac & Cheese                            

cheddar & American cheese, seasoned panko   13

add spinach +1   add tomato +1

add bacon +3  add fried chicken +3   

add chorizo +3

FRIES FOR DAYS

• our in house prepared, thick cut fries ,  choose a style below

• Branded Fries with fresh garlic, herbs                     9

• Buffalo Fries smothered in Buffalo Sauce            10

• Veggie Chili -n- cheese w/ sour cream                13

• Meaty Chili  -n- cheese w/ sour cream                16

• Greek Fries w/ Feta cheese & Oregano                10

• Naked                                                                                  8 

Optional Additions !

add bacon  +3   add cheese  +2   add chorizo  +3  add grilled steak +8 

add fried chicken +3    add grilled chicken +3   side gravy +5

buffalo sauce +2  bourbon sauce +2 

DESSERTS

Sticky Toffee Puddin'  - Sabine's Recipe from Beast Days!  Date & walnut cake with homemade bourbon butterscotch sauce      9

Cheesecake      9

Deep Fried Oreos    8

BEVERAGES (non-alcoholic)  

Sprite, Coke,  Diet-Coke,  Ginger Ale,  Club Soda,  Tonic   $5

House Smoked Cola  $5

Cranberry Juice $5

Orange Juice $5

Pineapple Juice $5

Grapefruit Juice $5

Ginger Beer $5

Lemonade $5

Lemonade / Iced -Tea Mix $5

Milk $5

Oat  Milk $5

COFFEE, ESPRESSO, TEA

Cappuccino  $6

Double Espresso $4

American Coffee $5

Hot Chocolate $5

Iced-Tea $5 

Iced-Coffee $5

 (gf*)  = Gluten Friendly  - No wheat flour was used in the preparation of items with  (gf*).  While we strive to provide options for our Gluten sensitve guests,  we cannot guarantee that utensils and cooking equipment have not come in contact with other items containing wheat flour.   

(v)   = no animal products are contained in items with (v) .   While we strive to provide options for our Vegan guests,  we cannot guarantee that utensils and cooking equipment have not come in contact with other items containing animal products.