HOT DRINKS

• Hot Buttered Rum - Rum & hot spiced butter cream - 12

• Sinful Spiced Sangria - Antonios Mexican Heat - 12

• Hot Toddie - whiskey, honey, lemon , clove, teabag -12

• Irish Coffee - coffee, Irish whiskey, Irish mist honey liqueur & whipped cream -12

• Mexican Inspired Coffee- w/ coffee liqueur, reposado tequila, whipped cream, chipotle cinnamon sprinkle -13

• Boozie Hot Chocolate - cocoa, coffee liqueur , marshmallows & butterscotch cream -13

• Vanilla Scotchman - coffee, Scotch, vanilla syrup, whip cream - 12

Single & Party Sized Drink Options

Spicy Margarita – single 9oz = $10, double 16oz = $16, quart 32oz = $32

White Sangria – single 9oz = $10, double 16oz = $16, quart 32oz = $32

BRUNCH

SATURDAY & SUNDAY 12 PM -5 PM

Pumpkin Pancakes 13

walnuts, whipped cream & maple syrup

Blueberry Pancakes 13

• whipped cream & maple syrup

Chorizo Hash Skillet 13

• poached eggs, sautéed chorizo , potatoes, roasted red onions, chipotle hollandaise, toast

Eggs Florentine 13

• english muffins, poached eggs, spinach, chipotle hollandaise, home fries & green salad

Spinach & Feta Omelette 13

• w/ home fries, green salad & toast

Brussels Sprouts Hash 14

• poached eggs, roasted brussles , potatoes, roasted red onions, chipotle hollandaise, toast

Steak -N- Eggs 16

• marinated & grilled skirt steak, eggs any style, side chipotle aioli, homefries green salad & toast

Breakfast Burrito 12

• choose bacon -or- spinach, scrambled eggs, potato, green salad, toast, side of chipotle aioli

Bacon, Egg & Cheese 12

• eggs over medium, bacon, cheddar cheese, garlic aioli on a bun, home fries & green salad

French Toast 12

• maple syrup & whipped cream

BRUNCH SIDES

Side Hollandaise 1

Side Bacon 6

Side Grilled Steak 8

Side Grilled Chorizo 6

Side Breakfast Potatoes 6

Side Eggs (2) 3

Side English Muffin 2

Side Gluten Free Toast 3

Side Tortilla Chips 2

Side Toast

Side Jelly / Jam

Side Gravy 4

Side Salad 6

Side Cole Slaw 4

Side of Veggie Chili with cheese & sour cream, jalapeños 9

Side of Meaty Chili with cheese & sour cream , jalapeños 13

BRUNCH DRINKS

Mimosa $10

Bloody Derby - Tito's Vodka, whiskey, house bloody mary mix, smoked black pepper rim $12

Bloody Mary - Tito's Vodka , house bloody mary mix, giardiniera $12

Peach Bellini - prosecco & peach purée $11

French 75 - gin, prosecco, lemon juice, sugar & lemon twist - $12

SLURPIEE SLUSHIEE

This is NOT your watered down "All Inclusive Package:" This is the Branded FU*KIN Saloon!

Our frozen drinks are prepared fresh daily and they pack a PUNCH!

These drinks are strong and only available for professionals who can hold their booze, proceed with caution, honey.

Piña Colada / Frozé / Rum Punch

12 oz = $14 24 oz = $26

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

Branded Blowjob - Baileys, coffee liqueur, amaretto, whip cream. No hands allowed! 7

Sour Puss - Vodka, Cassis, lemon, sugar syrup 7

Green Tea Shot - Irish Whiskey & Peach Schnapps 9

Pickle Back - Whiskey & Chaser of House made Pickle-juice 9

SPECIALTY COCKTAILS

Fire Island Squatter - 13

Cucumber & Melon Spritz w/ Effen Cucumber Vodka & Melon Liqueur

Key Lime Pie Martini - 13

Tastes just like a Summer slice o' Key Lime Pie, w/ a graham cracker rim

The Branded NFT - 13

• You can't get "eNeft" of this crypto-craze, welcome to the digital world!

• Neft Vodka, Lillet, Muddled Blueberries, basil liqueur, lemon

W A P "Wet Ass Peaches" Martini (Grown Ass Women ONLY ;) - 13

• white peach & rosemary Grey Goose vodka, Lillet- It's a Vodka Martini.

La Passion - 13

• tequila, raspberry, prosecco , lime

Lil' Sassy - 12

• whiskey, sweet vermouth, lime, bitters, smoked Scotch mist

Smokey Sweet Tart - 12

• mezcal, cherry coulis, lime juice, rosemary garnish

Jack -n- Smoke - 12

• In-house cherry wood smoked cola & Tennessee whiskey

Georgia Oh My My Help Keep The South Blue!

(aka The Stacey Abrams Special, you drink, we donate to her HERstoric campaign $600+ So Far!) - 12

• Like a slice of home made peach pie! Peach infused bourbon, sweet vermouth, cinnamon syrup, lemon

Shy Ronnie - 13

• In-house smoked Rittenhouse rye, sweet vermouth, Cynar, lemon twist

Branded Sling - 13

• Beefeater gin, Meletti amaro, Grand Mariner, pineapple, lemon, orange & Angostura bitters, malbec float

The Master Of None - 12

• Mango infused rum, Aperol, ginger syrup, triple sec, lime

Van Lear Rosé - 13

• Rosé, Beefeater gin, St. Germaine, cucumber, orange bitters

Armored Parmer - 12

• Sweet tea vodka, fresh mint, black tea , orange, lemon

Aperol Grapefruit Spritz - 13

• Prosecco, grapefruit juice, Aperol, orange twist

PARTY SIZED COCKTAILS

Spicy Margarita – single 9oz = $10, double 16oz = $16, quart 32oz = $32

White Sangria – single 9oz = $10, double 16oz = $16, quart 32oz = $32

DRAFT BEER

16oz = $9 32oz = $17

Lagunitas IPA 5.7%.

Lefthand Milk Stout 6%

Blue Point Toasted Lager 5.6%

Kona Big Wave Golden Ale 5%

Blue Point Spectral Haze IPA 5.5%

Allagash White Witbier 5.1%

Downeast Cider 5.1%

Victory Prima Pilsner 5.3%

Sloop Juice Bomb IPA 6.5%

Sixpoint Bengali IPA 6.6%

Jacks Abby Blood Orange Wheat Ale 4%

Dyke Beer Chicha Ale 4.5%

Chicha Ale - bright crispy ale brewed with Peruvian purple corn, refreshing passion fruit, and hints of cinnamon.

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*Beer and prices are subject to change based on the thirst of Brooklyn. You know it's a contact sport out there. Thank you for your understanding.

CANS / BOTTLES

Beer

Dyke Beer Tall Girl Saison (16oz Can) 10

Stella 8

Bud / Bud Light 6

Seasonal

Greenport Harbor Leaf Pile Pumpkin Ale 5.2 ABV 9

Gosé

Dyke Beer Tall Girl Gosé (16oz Can) 10

Anderson Valley Holy Gose Ale 9

Gluten Free

Omission Gluten Free Lager 8

Glutenberg Session IPA - Buckwheat, Millet and Quinoa Beer - Gluten Free, 16oz. can 12

Glutenberg Blonde Gluten Free 16oz. can 12

Non-Alcoholic

Athletic Brewing Non-Alcoholic IPA can 9

WINES See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip, Savor your way through our Collection

Orange

Ben Haines Amber Victoria, Austrailia 2021. Glass- 12 Bottle -42

• A light & refreshing orange wine with chamomile & honey notes (think kink-friendly skin contact)

Red

Malbec “The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree Matias Riccitelli ’’ Glass- 12 Bottle -42

• • Round, Rich, Velvety full bodied wine, fresh fruit, plum, spice

Grenache/Syrah Top Source from winemaker Meredith Hyslop, Columbia Valley, Washington Bottle -58

• • Full, flush, dark ripe fruit, notes of umami (not your mommy), fresh dark opulant fruit, full bodied

Rioja - Organic - Cune Glass- 12 Bottle -42

• Elegant Medium bodied red fruit with lingering tannins, fantastic

White

Grüner Veltliner Setzer, Austria 2020 Glass- 12 Bottle -42

• Aromas of lemon rind, apricot and fresh peach. It has balanced acidity on the palate, with flavors of peach and lemon pith. The finish is pleasantly bright

Sauvignon Blanc Viñedo Valle Hermoso, Chili 2022 Glass- 12 Bottle -42

• On the nose, expect pungent, in-your-face aromas of elder flower, freshly cut grass, & berries. On the palate an oaky medium - bodied white wine with low acidity with a smooth finish.

Rosé

Rosé Herdade de São Miguel Colheita Seleccionada, Alentejano, Portugal 2020 Glass- 12 Bottle -42

#RoséAllDayBitch - notes of Strawberries, Raspberries, Watermelon & Honeysuckle This wine displays a pale pink color with intense aromas of tropical fruits and red berries. The palate is fresh, with excellent minerality caused by a wet and cold winter. The finish shows fine acidity and balanced phenolics.

Bubbles

Prosecco D.O.C. Vigneti Del Sole, Italy Glass- 12 Bottle -42

•aise a glass of this refreshing Prosecco from Verona, Italy that sparkles with fine effervescence. Aromas of white peach, grapefruit and honeydew melon lead to flavors of creamy ripe lemon, refined citrus and a toasted brioche finish.

Champagne Mouzon-Leroux L'Atavique, France Bottle - 130

• This grow'r (Champagne) is also a show'r . This bottle will make you blow your top,

WINE, SAKE, & COCKTAIL CANS

Spiked Seltzers

Spindrift Spiked Sparkling Water Lime 10

Spindrift Spiked Sparkling Water Pineapple 10

Spiked Kombucha

June Shine Acai Berry Hard Kombucha 10

June Shine Mango Daydream Hard Kombucha 10

Ranch Rider Paloma (12oz. can)

• Reposado tequila, sparkling water, sea salt, & fresh squeezed grapefruit, lime, & orange / 5.99% ABV / GF 10

Ranch Rider Ranch Water (12oz. can)

• A Texas Legend. Reposado tequila, sparkling water, fresh squeezed lime juice / 5.99% ABV / GF 10

Gay House Bubbly Rosé

• 1 can = 1/2 bottle #ShowUsYourPrideWins. Fantastic for summer day drinking. They are fruity and effervescent, just like you 13

We Sake

• Dry / Light / Fruity Junmai Genshu chilled Sake 200ml can 12

Little Sumo Sake

• Junmai Genshu chilled sake 18% ABV, 200ml glass jar 11

Balanced between sweet and dry with elements of fruit and nuttiness. Aromas of melon and plum, and rich texture with flavors of Asian pear, banana and almonds. Gluten Free

SOUPS

Homemade Chicken Noodle Soup 10

• Manuels soul-satisfying home made Chicken Noodle Soup

Roasted Butternut Squash Soup 10

• Homemade Roasted Butternut Squash Soup (GF) (V) (VG)

SALADS

Roasted Butternut Squash Salad 13

Roasted Butternut Squash, Spinach, Goat Cheese, Candied Walnuts, Balsamic Dressing

add grilled steak +8 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

Southern Fried Cobb Salad 14

• romaine, bacon, fried chicken, cucumber, tomato, blue cheese crumbles, boiled egg, tortilla strips, cilantro ranch

Classic Caesar Salad 13

• romaine, caesar dressing, parmesan cheese, croutons, anchovy

• add grilled steak +8 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

Greek-Inspired Salad 13

• feta, black olives, croutons, romaine, tomato, cucumber, red onion, lemon, oregano vinaigrette

• add grilled steak +6 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

Vietnamese-Inspired Salad 13

• shredded cabbage, carrots, marinated chicken, cilantro, lime, chili garlic sauce, veggie chips, ginger-soy dressing

• add grilled steak +8 add bacon +3

Roasted Beet & Goat Cheese Salad 13

• baby spinach, roasted beets, goat cheese, toasted almonds, basamic vinaigrette

• add grilled steak +8 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

Kale, Apple, Cranberry Salad 12

• dried cranberries, apple slices, blue cheese crumbles, parsley, sweet vinaigrette

• add grilled steak +8 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

Kale Caesar 13

• Kale, caesar dressing, parmesan cheese, croutons, anchovy

• add grilled steak +8 add fried chicken +3 add bacon +3 add grilled chicken +3

BURGERS

• all BURGERS served with our thick cut fries, green salad, -or- coleslaw

• substitute onion rings +2

• substitute a house made veggie patty for any burger +2

• substitute a Beyond Burger for any burger +2

• substitute a Gluten Free Bun +2

Branded Burger 16

• bacon, blue cheese crumbles, bourbon sauce, roasted red onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles

Mac Daddy Burger 16

• 2 beef patties, 1,000 island, pickles, lettuce, onions, cheddar

Texas Burger 16

• cheddar, ranch, onion rings, pickles

Chorizo & Egg Burger 16

• beef burger, fried egg, chorizo, cheddar

Turkey Avocado Burger 15

• grilled turkey burger, cheddar cheese, fresh avocado, lettuce, tomato, onion, cranberry gravy

Housemade Veggie Burger 14

• our housemade veggie burger (zucchini,carrot,potato,parsley,spinach)

• lettuce, tomato, feta cheese

• add bacon +3 add chicken +3 add chorizo +3

Grilled Beyond Burger 12

• pea protein based vegetable patty

• lettuce, tomato, pickle

SANDWICHES & WRAPS

• • served with our thick cut fries, green salad, -or- coleslaw

  • substitute onion rings +2

  • substitute a Gluten Free Bun +2

Veggie Wrap 13

• cabbage, cilantro, carrot, cucumber, ginger soy, flour tortilla

• add bacon +3 add chicken +3 add chorizo +3

• Add Choice of Side

Grilled Chicken Club 14

• bacon, lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli

Fried Chicken B•L•T 14

• panko encrusted chicken, bacon, lettuce, garlic aioli, charred tomato relish

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich 14

• Crispy Fried Chicken, buffalo sauce, blue cheese, lettuce & tomato

A -LA- CARTE

Grilled Bratwurst Sandwich 8

• w/ beer mustard & sauerkraut on a potato roll

Cheesesteak Sandwich 9

• thinly sliced beefsteak w/ sautéed onions & American cheese on a potato roll

SNACKS -N- THANGS

NEW! Bourbon-Glazed Baby Back Ribs 13

• 4 Mouthwatering Baby Back Ribs slathered in our Sweet & Tangy Bourbon Sauce

• Also available MILD BBQ - or- SPICY Buffalo

Buffalo Cauliflower Florets 13

• Cauliflower bites drizzled with our homemade buffalo sauce. Served with Celery, Carrots &. Blue Cheese Dip

Chicken Strips 14

• buttermilk soaked & panko encrusted, bbq & ranch dips

Mac & Cheese Bites 8

• horseradish creme

Brussels Sprouts 10

• roasted w/ red onions

• add bacon +2

WINGS 15.5

• Buffalo -or- Bourbon -or Half -n- Half, served with Celery, Carrots &. Blue Cheese Dip

Quesadilla 13

• cheddar, tomato, pickled jalapeños, sour cream

• add chicken +3 add chorizo +3 add spinach & roasted onion +2

Onion Rings 8

• horseradish creme

Potato Skins 10

• cheddar & blue cheese, bacon , sour cream

Fried Pickles 8

• horseradish creme

Popcorn Chicken 10

• marinated chicken nuggets, BBQ sauce

Chili Nachos 14

• vegetarian -or- meaty chili, corn chips, cheddar, pickled jalapeños, sour cream

Branded Disco Fries 14

• thick cut fries, savory gravy , melted cheese

• add bacon +3 add fried chicken +3

• add chorizo +3

Empanada ( ask for today's selection) 3.75

MORE

Fish -N- Chips

beer battered fish, jalapeño slaw, grilled lemon, house made tartar, fries 14

Mac & Cheese

cheddar & American cheese, seasoned panko 13

add spinach +1 add tomato +1

add bacon +3 add fried chicken +3

add chorizo +3

FRIES FOR DAYS

• our in house prepared, thick cut fries , choose a style below

• Branded Fries with fresh garlic, herbs 9

• Buffalo Fries smothered in Buffalo Sauce 10

• Veggie Chili -n- cheese w/ sour cream 13

• Meaty Chili -n- cheese w/ sour cream 16

• Greek Fries w/ Feta cheese & Oregano 10

• Naked 8

Optional Additions !

add bacon +3 add cheese +2 add chorizo +3 add grilled steak +8

add fried chicken +3 add grilled chicken +3 side gravy +5

buffalo sauce +2 bourbon sauce +2

DESSERTS

Sticky Toffee Puddin' - Sabine's Recipe from Beast Days! Date & walnut cake with homemade bourbon butterscotch sauce 9

Cheesecake 9

Deep Fried Oreos 8

BEVERAGES (non-alcoholic)

Sprite, Coke, Diet-Coke, Ginger Ale, Club Soda, Tonic $4

House Smoked Cola $4

Cranberry Juice $4

Orange Juice $4

Pineapple Juice $4

Grapefruit Juice $4

Ginger Beer $5

Lemonade $4

Lemonade / Iced -Tea Mix $5

Milk $4

Oat Milk $4

COFFEE, ESPRESSO, TEA

Cappuccino $6

Double Espresso $4

American Coffee $5

Hot Chocolate $5

Iced-Tea $5

Iced-Coffee $5