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BRUNCH DRINKS

Topless  Prosecco  Carafe    Small Carafe (3+gl)   $30 Large Carafe (5+gl)  $48

• Turn it into a Mimosa,  Bellini,  Poinsettia,  Hawaiian, Lychee -or- Grapefruit Mimosa. +6

Bloody Derby  - Tito's Vodka, whiskey, house bloody mary mix,  smoked black pepper rim     $13

Bloody Mary  - Tito's Vodka , house bloody mary mix,  giardiniera    $13

Mimosa -  Prosecco & orange juice $12

Vegas Mimosa -  Prosecco & orange juice & vodka $14

Lychee Mimosa- Prosecco & Lychee liqueur   $12

Peach Bellini - Prosecco & peach purée   $12

Poinsettia -  Prosecco & cranberry juice $12

Hawaiian Mimosa -  Prosecco & pineapple juice  $12

Grapefruit Mimosa - $12

French 75 - Gin, prosecco, lemon juice, sugar & lemon twist  $13

Sbagliato  -  Prosecco,  Campari, sweet vermouth - $13

Spicy Margarita    –      single 9oz =  $10,   double 16oz  =  $16,   PARTY SIZE!!!   32oz = $32

BRUNCH  

SATURDAY & SUNDAY 12 PM -5 PM

Vegetable Frittata   12

• Thin Fried Egg w/ Roasted tomato, zucchini, red pepper & goat cheese

Eggs Benedict    14

• English Muffin, Canadian Bacon, Poached Eggs, Chipotle Hollandaise, home fries & salad 

Avocado Toast    11   with Eggs  14

• Avocado Crema, Pea Shoots Radish, Poached Egg Options

Blueberry Pancakes    13

• Topped by whipped cream & maple syrup

Chocolate Chip Pancakes 13

• Topped by whipped cream & maple syrup

Pumpkin Pancakes 13

• Candied Walnuts,  whipped cream & maple syrup

French Toast  12

• maple syrup & whipped cream 

Steak -N- Eggs  16

• marinated & grilled steak,  chimiuchrri, eggs any style,  homefries  green salad & toast

Eggs Florentine  13

• poached eggs, sauteed spinach, chipotle hollandaise,  english muffin, homefries  green salad 

Chorizo Hash Skillet       14

• poached eggs, sautéed chorizo , potatoes, roasted red onions, chipotle hollandaise, toast

Brussels Sprouts Hash  14

• poached eggs, roasted brussles , potatoes, roasted red onions, chipotle hollandaise,  toast

Breakfast Burrito  12

• choose bacon -or- spinach,  scrambled eggs, potato, green salad, toast, side of chipotle aioli

Bacon, Egg & Cheese  12

• eggs over medium, bacon, cheddar cheese, garlic aioli on a bun, home fries & green salad

BRUNCH SIDES

Side Hollandaise  2

Side Bacon   6

Side Grilled Steak   8

Side Grilled Chorizo   6

Side Breakfast Potatoes   6

Side Eggs (2)   3

Side English Muffin   2

Side Gluten Free Toast   3

Side Tortilla Chips  2

Side Toast   2

Side Gravy  4

Side Salad   6

Side Cole Slaw  4

Side of Veggie Chili  with cheese & sour cream, jalapeños     9 

Side of Meaty Chili  with cheese & sour cream ,  jalapeños   13

HOT DRINKS

• Hot Buttered Rum  - Rum & hot spiced butter cream - 13

• Hot Spiked Apple Cider - With Spiced Rum Or Irish Whiskey, Ginger Candy -  12

• Hot Toddie - whiskey, honey, lemon , clove, teabag      -12

• Irish Coffee  -  coffee,  Irish whiskey,  Irish mist honey liqueur & whipped cream      -12

• Mexican Inspired Coffee-   w/  coffee liqueur,  reposado tequila,  whipped cream,  chipotle cinnamon sprinkle       -13

• Boozie Hot Chocolate   -  cocoa,  coffee liqueur , marshmallows  &  butterscotch cream       -13

• Vanilla Scotchman - coffee, Scotch, vanilla syrup,  whip cream  - 12

*SLURPIEE SLUSHIEES*

Ask For Today's Selection

This is NOT your watered down "All Inclusive Package:"  This is the Branded FU*KIN Saloon!

Our frozen drinks are prepared fresh daily and they pack a PUNCH!  

These drinks are strong and only available for professionals who can hold their booze, proceed with caution, honey.

12 oz  =  $14          24 oz  = $26

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

Branded  Blowjob  -    Baileys*, coffee liqueur,  Amaretto* , whip cream.   No hands allowed!      7.  (*contains almonds)

Sour Puss   -  Vodka,  Cassis,  lemon,  sugar syrup      7

Green Tea Shot   -  Irish Whiskey & Peach Schnapps        9 

Pickle Back  -  Whiskey & Chaser of House made Pickle-juice       9

SPECIALTY COCKTAILS

Rasputin's Cornucopia-    13

First  Ya Vodka, Then Ya Pump, Then ya Creme!

Pumpkin, Kahlua, Vodka & Creme 

Harvest Moon Tini    13

Pumpkin Spiced Espresso Martini served slayed

Angry Balls -    13

Cold Apple Cider w/ Cinnamon Schnapps!  Like a pinch from Grandpa!

Key Lime Pie Martini  -    13

Tastes just like a Summer slice o' Key Lime Pie,  w/ a graham cracker rim 

W A P "Wet Ass Peaches"  Martini   (Grown Ass Women ONLY ;)    -    13    

white peach & rosemary Grey Goose vodka, Lillet-   It's a Vodka Martini.

La Passion    -    13     

• tequila,  raspberry,  prosecco , lime   

Lil' Sassy    -    12      

• whiskey, sweet vermouth, lime, bitters,  smoked Scotch mist

Smokey Sweet Tart  -    12      

• mezcal, cherry coulis, lime juice, rosemary garnish 

Jack -n- Smoke    -    12

• In-house cherry wood smoked cola & Tennessee whiskey

Georgia Oh My My    -    12

• Like a slice of home made peach pie!  Peach infused bourbon, sweet vermouth, cinnamon syrup, lemon

Shy Ronnie    -    13      

• In-house smoked Rittenhouse rye,  sweet vermouth, Cynar, lemon twist

Branded Sling    -    13

• Beefeater gin, Meletti amaro, Grand Mariner, pineapple, lemon, orange & Angostura bitters, malbec float

The Master Of None    -    12

• Mango infused rum, Aperol, ginger syrup, triple sec, lime

Van Lear Rosé    -    13

• Rosé, Beefeater gin, St. Germaine, cucumber, orange bitters 

Armored Parmer    -    12

• Sweet tea vodka, fresh mint, black tea , orange, lemon

Aperol Grapefruit Spritz    -    13

• Prosecco, grapefruit juice, Aperol, orange twist     

Espresso Martini -    13

Made with Espresso and vegan Bailey's  (*contains almonds)

Fire Island Squatter -    13

Cool cucumber & melon spritz w/ cucumber vodka & melon liqueur  

Get Yo Mocktail On

Gender Fluid       -    12

• This mocktail will have you questioning everything! 

Get ready to be unconditionally supported with notes of ginger, fruit, spice & a bitter finish.

It's comein' like the biggest bear hug we can muster!

PARTY SIZED SPICY MARGARITA

Spicy Margarita    –      single 9oz =  $10,   double 16oz  =  $16    quart 32oz = $32

DRAFT BEER

 16oz = $9      32oz = $17

Lagunitas IPA     6.2%

Zero Gravity Green State Lager   4.9 %

Oktoberfest Hacker Pschorr Braü  5.8%

Victory Prima Pilsner  5.3%

Allagash White Witbier    5.1% 

Collective Arts Guava Gose  4.9 %

Austin East Cider    5%

Kona Big Wave  4.4 %

Sloop Juice Bomb IPA  6.5%

Sixpoint Citrus Lager  5.5%

Mango Cart Wheat Ale  4.0%

Sixpoint Bengali IPA   6.6%

CANS / BOTTLES

Seasonal

Smuttynose  - Pumpkin Ale  9

Samuel Adams - Winter White Ale  9 

Shiner Holiday Cheer  Brewed w/ Peaches & Pecans 9 

Beer

Medalia Light   - A taste of Puerto Rico, small in size, big on flavor   10 oz. can    7

Sunday Beer Lager   8

Lefthand Milk Stout    9

Cider

Wolffer New York Peach Cider 11

Doc's Hard Pear  Cider   12

Hudson North Original Cider  10

Gosé

Dyke Beer Tall Girl   (16oz Can)    10

Gluten Free 

Greens  Gluten Free IPA   11

Non-Alcoholic

Athletic Brewing Non-Alcoholic IPA can    9

Best Day Brewing Electro-Lime Cerca De Cerveza N/A      9

WINES See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip, Savor your way through our Collection

Wine on Tap 

Rosé   Glass- 12        Small Carafe (3+gl)  $33   Large Carafe (5+gl)  $55

Prosecco  Glass- 12        Small Carafe (3+gl)    $32 Large Carafe (5+gl)   $55

• Prosecco For The People 

 Orange

Ben Haines Amber  Victoria,  Austrailia  2021      Glass- 13 Bottle - 48

• A light & refreshing orange wine with chamomile & honey notes (think kink-friendly skin contact)

Red

Cabernet Sauvignon  Josh Phelps     California   Glass- 13   Bottle -48  

• Big California Zinfandel Bursting with deep berry & briar fruits, cassis, and plum. 

Pais  Garage Wine Co.   Maule Valley, Chile 2021   Glass- 14   Bottle - 52  

• Made from ancient vines.  Fruity, fresh perfection. Light tannins. Great with a little chill.  Wild horses run wild in this woman owned vineyard in central Chile. 

Pinot Noir Blood Root  Coastal California 2023     Glass- 13   Bottle -48  

• Cool air from tbhe Pacific Ocean helps devleop this sustainable Pinot

White

Soave  Gini   Venito, Italy   2023  Glass- 12    Bottle -42

• Dry, fruity, white stone minerality  

Sauvignon Blanc   Altamonte   Alto Adige,  Italy    2023 Glass- 12    Bottle -42

• Pleasant & killer aromatics, dry & Fruity 

Grüner Veltliner   Setzer,  Austria  2020       Glass- 13 Bottle -44

• Aromas of lemon rind, apricot and fresh peach. It has balanced acidity on the palate, with flavors of peach and lemon pith. The finish is pleasantly bright

Rosé

Sabine  Bieler Pere et Fils  Provence,  France  2023    Glass- 11 Bottle -39

• A Symphony of flavor in this lovely Dry Rosé

Champagne

Champagne  Vilmart & Cie Brut 1er Cru Grand Cellier  Champagne, France  2023    Bottle - 150

• This bottle will make you blow your top,    An explosion of flavor, with ripe nectarine, lemon curd, clover honey, jasmine and grilled nut notes set on a firm, fine china-like frame. Lithe and elegant, this is like raw silk on the palate

WINE, SAKE, & COCKTAILS IN CANS 

Nütrl  Vodka. Seltzer. Real Juice  11

Pineapple

Watermelon

Orange

Black Cherry 

June Shine 

Grapefruit Tequila Paloma  10

House Of Love  Vodka. Seltzer  12

Pomegranate Lime Vodka Soda  

Spiked Kombucha 10 

June Shine Mango   

Painkiller Tiki Cocktail   

Little Sumo Sake   Gluten Free  

• Junmai Genshu chilled sake  18% ABV, 200ml glass jar     12

Balanced between sweet and dry with elements of fruit and nuttiness.  Aromas of melon and plum, and rich texture with flavors of Asian pear, banana and almonds.   

SOUPS

Butternut Squash Soup   13  (v*) (gf*)

SALADS

Roasted Butternut Squash Salad        15

• Roasted Butternut Squash, Spinach, Goat Cheese, Carneliuzed Walnuts, Balsamic Dressing

•  add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3   add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3

Kale  Caesar        14

• Kale, caesar dressing, parmesan cheese, croutons, anchovy 

• add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3  

• Make it a Wrap !   +1

White Bean Salad      16

•  White Beans, Fennel, Arugula, Tomato, Shaved Parmesan,  Oregano Viniagrette

• add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3   add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3 

Caesar Salad   13

•  Romaine lettuce,  Toasted Almonds,  Pickled Red Onion, Croutons, Caesar Dressing, shaved Truffled Pecorino

•  add grilled chicken +3  add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3  

Greek-Inspired Salad    14

• Feta, black olives, croutons, Romaine lettuce , tomato, cucumber, red onion, lemon, oregano vinaigrette

• add grilled steak +6    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3 

Southern Fried Cobb Salad       16

• Romaine lettuce, bacon, fried chicken, cucumber, tomato, blue cheese crumbles, boiled egg,  tortilla strips, cilantro ranch

Arugula Salad      15

• Arugula, Currants, Candied Walnuts, Sliced Apples, Truffled Pecorino, Sweet Balasamic

• add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3   add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3 

Roasted Beet & Goat Cheese Salad        16

• Baby spinach, roasted beets, goat cheese, toasted almonds, basamic vinaigrette 

• add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3 

SPECIALS

Grilled BBQ RIBS       13

•  3 Grilled Pork Ribs & Served w/ a 'lil cole slaw

Fish Taco         5

• grilled fish, chipotle aioli, pico

Grilled Ribeye Steak         29

• Marinated & Grilled Ribeye Steak, chimichurri,  sliced served with mashed potatoes & veggies

Cheesy Truffle Risotto      17

•  Creamy Risotto w/ Sautéed Cremini mushrooms, parmesan, truffled pecorino & white truffle oil

•  add chorizo +3. add grilled steak +8    add fried chicken +3  add bacon +3   add grilled chicken +3

BURGERS 

• add sautéd crimini mushrooms to any burger +2

•  all BURGERS  served with our thick cut fries,  green salad,  -or- coleslaw 

• substitute onion rings  +2,    mashed potato  +3 

• substitute a Gluten Free Bun  +2

• substitute a house made veggie patty for any burger +2

Branded Burger    19                

• bacon, blue cheese crumbles, bourbon sauce, roasted red onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles

Mac Daddy Burger     17

• 2 beef patties, 1,000 island, pickles, lettuce, onions, cheddar 

Chicken Burger   16

• housemade chicken patty, red onion, lettuce, tomato, cilantro chipotle sauce 

Texas Burger     18

• cheddar, ranch, onion rings, pickles 

Chorizo & Egg  Burger     21

• beef burger, fried egg, chorizo, cheddar

Housemade Veggie Burger w/ Truffled Pecorino      15

• our housemade veggie burger , lettuce, tomato,  topped with truffled pecorino cheese

• add bacon +3  add chicken +3  add chorizo +3 

Grilled Beyond Burger 15

• pea protein based vegetable patty 

• lettuce, tomato, pickle

SANDWICHES & WRAPS

• served with our thick cut fries,  green salad,  -or- coleslaw 

• substitute onion rings  +2

• substitute a Gluten Free Bun  +2

•  substitute a Beyond Burger for any burger +2

Grilled Chicken Club                      14

• bacon, lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli

Fried Chicken B•L•T              16

• panko encrusted chicken, bacon, lettuce, garlic aioli, charred tomato relish

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich           15

• Crispy Fried Chicken, buffalo sauce, blue cheese, lettuce & tomato

SNACKS -N- THANGS

Grilled Shoshito Peppers (gf*) (v)       12

• Garlic Aioli Dip

Arancini       13

•   3 Risotto Rice balls stuffed with Smoked Gouda Cheese

•  Add up to 2 extra balls for $2 each

Queso Dip  (gf*)        10

•  House made chips 

• add vegetarian chili +5   add meaty chili +8 add bacon +3   add chorizo +3

Buffalo Cauliflower Florets     13

•  Cauliflower bites drizzled with our homemade buffalo sauce.   Served with Celery, Carrots &. Blue Cheese Dip

Chicken Strips      16

• buttermilk soaked & panko encrusted, bbq & ranch dips

Mac & Cheese Bites           8   

• horseradish creme

Brussels Sprouts     (gf*) (v)      15

• roasted & topped w/ garlic chips

• add bacon +2   

Quesadilla      13

• cheddar, tomato,  pickled jalapeños, sour cream

• add chicken +3  add chorizo  +3   add spinach & roasted onion +2  add steak +6

Onion Rings      8

•  horseradish creme

Potato Skins     11

• cheddar & blue cheese, bacon , sour cream

Fried Pickles     8

• horseradish creme

Popcorn Chicken      11

• marinated chicken nuggets, BBQ sauce 

Chili Nachos   16

• vegetarian -or- meaty chili, corn chips, cheddar,  jalapeños, sour cream  

Branded Disco Fries      16

• thick cut fries, house made savory gravy , melted cheese 

• add bacon +3  add fried chicken +3   

• add chorizo +3

Empanada      4

• ask for today's selection 

WINGS         

10 x Wings    16

•  Buffalo -or- Bourbon -or Half -n- Half,   served with Celery, Carrots &. Blue Cheese Dip

Fish & Chips - Mac & Cheese

Fish -N- Chips 14  

• beer battered fish,   jalapeño slaw,  grilled lemon,  house made tartar,  fries       

Mac & Cheese     13                      

• cheddar & American cheese, seasoned panko  

• add spinach +1   add tomato +1

• add bacon +3  add fried chicken +3   

• add chorizo +3

FRIES FOR DAYS

• our in house prepared, thick cut fries ,  choose a style below

Fries w/ Queso Dip   12

Branded Fries with fresh garlic, herbs                     10

Buffalo Fries smothered in Buffalo Sauce            11

Veggie Chili Fries w/cheese & sour cream        14

Meaty Chili Fries w/ cheese &  sour cream        16

Greek Style w/ Feta & Oregano               11

Naked Fries                                                                                   9

Mashed Potatoes                                                                                  8

• Optional Additions to the above 

• add bacon  +3   add cheese  +2   add chorizo  +3  add grilled steak +8 

• add fried chicken +3    add grilled chicken +3   side gravy +5

• buffalo sauce +2    bourbon sauce +2 

DESSERTS

Sticky Toffee Puddin'      9

• Chef Sabine's Recipe from Beast Days!  Date & walnut cake with homemade bourbon butterscotch sauce      9

Deep Fried Oreos    8

Chocolate Chip Brownie w/ Vanilla Bean Gelato & Berry Bourbon Sauce   10

Vanilla Bean Gelato   6

•  choice of toppings .50/ea.

•  berry bourbon / butterscotch / whipped cream / toasted almonds / candied walnuts

Gluten, Dairy & Nut Free Chocolate Chip Brownie   5

• add 1 scoop Vanilla Bean Gelato 3

•  choice of toppings .50/ea.

•   berry bourbon / butterscotch / whipped cream / toasted almonds / candied walnuts

BEVERAGES (non-alcoholic)  

Sprite, Coke,  Diet-Coke,  Ginger Ale,  Club Soda,  Tonic    5

House Smoked Cola   5

Cranberry Juice   6

Orange Juice   6

Pineapple Juice   6

Grapefruit Juice   6

Ginger Beer   5

Lemonade   5

Lemonade / Iced -Tea Mix    5

Milk    5

Oat  Milk    5

COFFEE, ESPRESSO, TEA

Cappuccino     6

Double Espresso    4

American Coffee    5

Hot Chocolate    5

Iced-Tea    5 

Iced-Coffee    5

 (gf*)  = Gluten Friendly  - No wheat flour was used in the preparation of items with  (gf*).  While we strive to provide options for our Gluten sensitive guests,  we cannot guarantee that utensils and cooking equipment have not come in contact with other items containing wheat flour.   

(v)   = no animal products are contained in items with (v) .   While we strive to provide options for our Vegan guests,  we cannot guarantee that utensils and cooking equipment have not come in contact with other items containing animal products.