Ranch Rider Paloma (12oz. can) - 10

  • Mexico’s favorite cocktail. Reposado tequila, sparkling water, sea salt, & fresh squeezed grapefruit, lime, & orange / 5.99% ABV / Gluten Free. / 134 Calories / 3.5G Sugar / 5.8 Carbs

Ranch Rider Ranch Water (12oz. can) - 10

  • A Texas Legend. Reposado tequila, sparkling water, fresh squeezed lime juice / 5.99% ABV / Gluten Free / 119 Calories / 0.5G Sugar / 1.5 Carbs

Gay House Bubbly Rosé - 13

  • 1 can = 1/2 bottle #ShowUsYourPrideWins. Fantastic for summer day drinking. They are fruity and effervescent, just like you

  • House Wine’s Limited-Edition Rainbow Rosé Bubbles are once again making a splash of color on store shelves across the nation. The cans, celebrating and supporting LGBTQ equality, are the perfect complement to Pride celebrations. From now through September, House Wine will donate $2 for every case sold of the Rainbow Rosé Bubbles cans to the Human Rights Campaign (HRC), America’s largest civil rights organization working to achieve lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer equality.

We Sake - $12

  • Chilled Sake made with rice, koji, & yeast. 13%ABV, 200ml can Dry / Light / Fruity / Gluten Free


Rum Punch

  • 12 oz = $14 24 oz. = $26

Piña Colada - This is NOT your watered down "All Inclusive Package:" This is the Branded FU*KIN Saloon!

  • 12 oz = $14 24 oz. = $26


  • 12 oz = $14 24 oz. = $26


Jello Shot - 4.20

Branded Blowjob - Baileys, coffee liqueur, amaretto, whip cream. No hands allowed! 7

Sour Puss - Vodka, Cassis, lemon, sugar syrup 7

Green Tea Shot - Whiskey & Peach Schnapps 7

Pickle Back - Whiskey & Chaser of House made Pickle-juice 9


Key Lime Pic Martini - 13

  • A tart, sweet, boozy version of a key lime pie, garnished with a graham cracker rim

The Branded NFT - 13

  • You can't get "eNeft" of this crypto-craze, welcome to the digital world!

  • Neft Vodka, Lillet, Muddled Blueberries, basil liqueur, lemon

W A P "Wet Ass Peaches" Martini (Grown Ass Women ONLY ;) - 13

  • white peach & rosemary Grey Goose vodka, Lillet

La Passion - 13

  • tequila, raspberry, prosecco , lime

Lil' Sassy - 12

  • whiskey, sweet vermouth, lime, bitters, smoked Scotch mist

Smokey Sweet Tart - 12

  • mezcal, cherry coulis, lime juice, rosemary garnish

Jack -n- Smoke - 12

  • In-house cherry wood smoked cola & Tennessee whiskey

Georgia Oh My My (aka The Stacey Abrams Special) - 12

  • Like a slice of home made peach pie! Peaches infused bourbon, sweet vermouth, cinnamon syrup, lemon

Shy Ronnie - 13

  • In-house smoked Rittenhouse rye, sweet vermouth, Cynar, lemon twist

Branded Sling - 13

  • Beefeater gin, Meletti amaro, Grand Mariner, pineapple, lemon, orange & Angostura bitters, malbec float

The Master Of None - 12

  • Mango infused rum, Aperol, ginger syrup, triple sec, lime

Van Lear Rosé - 13

  • Rosé, Beefeater gin, St. Germaine, cucumber, orange bitters

Armored Parmer - 12

  • Sweet tea vodka, fresh mint, black tea , orange, lemon

Aperol Grapefruit Spritz - 13

  • Prosecco, grapefruit juice, Aperol, orange twist

Siempre In Rojo - 13

  • Espolon silver tequila, strawberry-balsamic syrup, fresh lime, cholula hot sauce, red pepper


Spicy Margarita single 9oz = $10, double 16oz = $16, quart 32oz = $32

White Sangria single 9oz = $10, double 16oz = $16, quart 32oz = $32


Happy Hour Weekdays Till 7PM - any draft & a shot 10

16oz = $9 32oz = $17

Lagunitas IPA 5.7%

Lefthand Milk Stout 6%

Blue Point Pinstripe Pils 5%

Blue Point Toasted Lager 5.5%

Kona Big Wave Golden Ale 5%

Blue Point Spectral Haze IPA 5.5%

Allagash White Witbier 5.1%

Downeast Cider 5.1%

Collective Arts Jam Up The Mash Wild Ale Sour 5.2%

Sloop Juice Bomb IPA 6.5%

Sixpoint Bengali IPA 6.6%

Golden Road Mango Cart ( light wheat ale ) 4%


*Beer and prices are subject to change based on the thirst of Brooklyn. You know it's a contact sport out there. Thank you for your understanding.


Dyke Beer Saison 10

Dyke Beer Tall Girl Gosé 10

Lost Nation Gosé 9

Wild Basin Strawberry Coconut 8

Wild Basin Blueberry Mango 8

Wild Basin Black Raspberry Boozy Sparkling Water 8

Wild Basin Lime Boozy Sparkling Water 8

Omission Gluten Free Pale Ale 8

Omission Gluten Free Lager 8

Stella 8

KomBREWCha (Lemon Ginger) 8

Bitburger Alkoholfrei (Non-Alcoholic) 8

Bud Light 6


See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip, Savor your way through our Collection

Barbera D'asti Luca Bosio Piedmont, Italy 2020. Glass- 10 Bottle -33

  • Ruby red with purple reflections. On the nose, fruity cherry and spice notes. Velvety and harmonic.

Malbec Elsa Bianchi, Argentina 2021 Glass- 10 Bottle -33

  • This Malbec is red-violet in color, with aromas of plums and black cherries and a subtle, smoky scent. The beauty of Malbec in Argentina is its ability to combine a rich, weighty mouth-feel with a soft silkiness normally associated with lighter wines. Elsa Malbec takes the promise of the nose through to the palate, with dark fruits that mimics the aroma. The soft, supple palate and smooth tannins lead to a round and harmonious finish.

Petite Sirah - Mcmanis Estate - Califlornia Argentina 2022 Glass- 10 Bottle -33

  • Expect aromas of blackberry jam, brambles, black pepper along with notes of vanilla from oak aging. on the palate, rich and bold tannins compliment the sweet berry-like flavors and the acidity is smooth.

Grüner Veltliner Count Karolyi, Hungary 2020 Glass- 10 Bottle -33

  • This Hungarian Grüner Veltliner offers aromas of lemon rind, apricot and fresh peach. It has balanced acidity on the palate, with flavors of peach and lemon pith. The finish is pleasantly bright

Sauvignon Blanc Viñedo Valle Hermoso, Chili 2022 Glass- 10 Bottle -33

  • On the nose, expect pungent, in-your-face aromas of elder flower, freshly cut grass, & berries. On the palate an oaky medium - bodied white wine with low acidity with a smooth finish.

Prosecco Glass- 10 Bottle -33

  • Raise a glass of this refreshing Prosecco from Veneto, Italy that sparkles with fine effervescence. Aromas of white peach, grapefruit and honeydew melon lead to flavors of creamy ripe lemon, refined citrus and a toasted brioche finish.

Rosé Herdade de São Miguel Colheita Seleccionada, Alentejano, Portugal 2020 Glass- 10 Bottle -33

#RoséAllDayBitch - notes of Strawberries, Raspberries, Watermelon & Honeysuckle This wine displays a pale pink color with intense aromas of tropical fruits and red berries. The palate is fresh, with excellent minerality caused by a wet and cold winter. The finish shows fine acidity and balanced phenolics.

Prosecco Rosé - Primaperla Bottle Only- 33.